i’m thinking about sporting the following look this summer:
however, i wonder:
doesn’t your lilac hat attract a good many of bees and bugs, lilac lady?
is your dress made of breathable fabric?
if not, can you tell me what kind of sweat-resistant makeup you’re wearing?
and most of all:
are you trying to signal to us in code that you’re so over 19th century fashion and would rather show a little skin?